-----Original Message----- From: Eggelmo@cs.com To: tonyb@industrialmetal.com ; christymd@hotmail.com ; WiFoMo@aol.com ; rachael@hom.net Date: Monday, July 10, 2000 10:37 AM Subject: Adult humor.... > > > How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? > > Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! > > > > What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? > > "How come?" > > > > What's the definition of a teenager? > > God's punishment for enjoying sex. > > > > Did you hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? > > They'll never see you coming. > > > > What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? > > S&M&M. > > > > What does Kodak film have in common with a condom? > > They both capture that special moment. > > > > Define Transvestite: > > A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary! > > > > Why is being in the military like a blowjob? > > The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. > > > > What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? > > A scrotum pole! > > > > What's the ultimate in rejection? > > When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. > > > > Why don't debutantes go to orgies? > > There'd be too many thank you notes to write. > > > > What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? > > Two Mennonite! > > > > Why is sex like a game of bridge? > > If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. > > > > Can you say three two letter words that denote small? > > Is it in? > > > > What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? > > A bingo machine. > > > > What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? > > One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year. > > > >___________ > >