>The last one is really good!!
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>COURT REPORTING
>
>These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down
and
>now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
>these exchanges were actually taking place:
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>Q: What is your date of birth?
>A: July fifteenth.
>Q: What year?
>A: Every year.
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>Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
>A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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>Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
>A: Yes.
>Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
>A: I forget.
>Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?
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>Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
>A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
>Q: How long has he lived with you?
>A: Forty-five years.
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>
>Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that
>morning?
>A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
>Q: And why did that upset you?
>A: My name is Susan.
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>Q: And where was the location of the accident?
>A: Approximately milepost 499.
>Q: And where is milepost 499?
> A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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>Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
>A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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>Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
>A: After the accident?
>Q: Before the accident.
>A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
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>Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been  involved in voodoo or the
>occult?
>A: We both do.
>Q: Voodoo?
>A: We do.
>Q: You do?
>A: Yes, voodoo.
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>
>Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights
>flashing?
>A: Yes.
>Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
>A: Yes, sir.
>Q: What did she say?
>A: What disco am I at?
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>Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't
>know about it until the next morning?
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>Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
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>Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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>Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
>A: Yes.
>Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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>Q: She had three children, right?
>A: Yes.
>Q: How many were boys?
>A: None.
>Q: Were there any girls?
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>Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
>A: Yes.
>Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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>Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
>A: By death.
>Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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>Q: Can you describe the individual?
>A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
>Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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>Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which
>I sent to your attorney?
>A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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>Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
>A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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>Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
>A: Oral.
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>Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
>A: The autopsy started around 8:30p.m.
>Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
>A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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>Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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>Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
>A: No.
>Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
>A: No.
>Q: Did you check for breathing?
>A: No.
>Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
>autopsy?
>A: No.
>Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
>A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
>Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
> A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
>somewhere.
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