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From: Danny Dalton <danny.dal@erols.com>
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Sent: Wednesday, July 05, 2000 11:14 AM
Subject: ONCE IS NEVER ENOUGH


> 
>                  A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went
> to the
>                  market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could
> get a
>                  special rooster - one that could service all of his
> many hens
>                  and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor
>                  replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here
> is the
>                  horniest rooster you will ever see!"
> 
>                  So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before
> setting
>                  him
>                  loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy a little
> pep talk.
>                  "Randy", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your
> stuff." And
>                  without a word, he strutted into the henhouse.
> 
>                  Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen
> like a
>                  thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers
> 
>                  flying,
>                  till Randy had finished having his way with each hen.
> 
>                  But Randy didn't stop there; he went in to the barn and
> 
>                  mounted
>                  all the horses, one by one and still at the same
> frantic pace.
> 
>                  Then he went to the pigpen, where he did the same. The
>                  farmer,
>                  watching all of this with disbelief, cried out "Stop,
> Randy,
>                  you'll kill yourself!" But Randy continued, seeking out
> each
>                  farm animal in the same manner.
> 
>                  Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw
> Randy
>                  lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air,
> his eyes
>                  rolled
>                  back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was
> already
>                  circling above Randy.
> 
>                  The farmer walked up to Randy saying "Oh you poor
> thing,
>                  look
>                  what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned
> you,
>                  little buddy."
> 
>                  "Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting
> closer
> 
>